The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- Walter Bagehot
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
- George Whitefield
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
- C. Northcote Parkinson
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
- Jerome K. Jerome
Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.
- Anonymous
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
- Dave Barry
A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the condtions that make it fail.
- Jerry Ogdin
A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.
- Anonymous
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