Assorted Thoughts

• God will not give you a burden you can not handle; so if you ever find yourself in a mess that is impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment. God thinks you can do it!
• People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
  - Ogden Nash
• The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
  - William Feather
• If your income doesn't keep up with your outgo, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
• Every year education gets more expensive, but ignorance costs even more.
  - Sam Ewing
• Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
• If at first an idea isn't totally absurd, there's no hope for it.
  - Albert Einstein
• I drink to your charm, your beauty, and your brains - which gives you a rough idea of how hard up I am for a drink.
  - Groucho Marx
• He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
  - Joseph Heller
• Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
• A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
  - Mark Twain
• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
  - Eleanor Roosevelt
• He doesn't have an inferiority complex. He really is inferior.
• You have a lot of funny lines - too bad they're all in your face.