Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : No, because you make me sick.
He introduced himself as a criminal lawyer. I thanked him for being so honest.
Whoever said talk is cheap never hired a lawyer.
Old age is always 20 years older than you are.
- Chinese Proverb
Change is good as long as I don't have to do anything differently.
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