Taxes

• The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
  
  -- Mark Twain
  

• The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
  
  -- John Maynard Keynes
  
  
  
• Smile and the world audits your taxes.
  
  
• The only certainities in this world are death and taxes.
  
  --Benjamin Franklin
  
  
• Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
  
  --Robert Heinlein