Thursday, February 09, 2006

You Can't Win

Three cellmates in a Cuban jail compared notes. "I was jailed for coming to work late," mourned the first. "They said I was trying to upset the productivity quota."

"Me? I came to work early," said the second. "They said this proved I was a Capitalist spy."

"And I am here for always getting to work on time," added the third. "They said this proved I had an American watch."

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