Sunday, December 17, 2006

Assorted Thoughts

  • God will not give you a burden you can not handle; so if you ever find yourself in a mess that is impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment. God thinks you can do it!
  • People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
    - Ogden Nash
  • The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
    - William Feather
  • If your income doesn't keep up with your outgo, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
  • Every year education gets more expensive, but ignorance costs even more.
    - Sam Ewing
  • Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  • If at first an idea isn't totally absurd, there's no hope for it.
    - Albert Einstein
  • I drink to your charm, your beauty, and your brains - which gives you a rough idea of how hard up I am for a drink.
    - Groucho Marx
  • He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
    - Joseph Heller
  • Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
  • A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
    - Mark Twain
  • No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
    - Eleanor Roosevelt
  • He doesn't have an inferiority complex. He really is inferior.
  • You have a lot of funny lines - too bad they're all in your face.

No comments:

Post a Comment