Kuch Idhar Se Kuch Udhar Se

I'm all for gun control. Sometimes I shake a little; I've got to use two hands.
-Tom Kearney

Of course we need firearms. You never know when some nut is going to come up to you and say something like, 'You're fired.'You gotta be ready.
-Dave Attell

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

According to an article in USA Today, children from single-parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two-parent homes. However, children from two-parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repartee.
-Dennis Miller

It's not whether you win or lose. It's how you place the blame.

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-Lech Walesa

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.
-Antonio Porchia

May all your troubles in the coming year be as short as your New Year's resolutions.
-Irish Proverb

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
-African Proverb

If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.
-Chinese Proverb

Better to ask twice than to lose your way once.
-Danish proverb