Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity.
- L.A. Safian
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others.
- Frank McKinney Hubbard
The limits of my language are the limits of my mind. All I know is what I have words for.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson
Don't think open and close are antonyms. After all, a person is the most open to the person he is most close to.
-Anonymous
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
- Voltaire
I've got a wonderful doctor. If you can't afford the operation, he touches up the X-rays.
- Henny Youngman
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
-Anonymous
- L.A. Safian
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others.
- Frank McKinney Hubbard
The limits of my language are the limits of my mind. All I know is what I have words for.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson
Don't think open and close are antonyms. After all, a person is the most open to the person he is most close to.
-Anonymous
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
- Voltaire
I've got a wonderful doctor. If you can't afford the operation, he touches up the X-rays.
- Henny Youngman
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
-Anonymous
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I liked the 4th and 5th ones. Pasting them again here. Spam not intended please.
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- Wendell Johnson
Don't think open and close are antonyms. After all, a person is the most open to the person he is most close to.
-Anonymous
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