Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Assorted Quotes

Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity.
- L.A. Safian

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others.
- Frank McKinney Hubbard

The limits of my language are the limits of my mind. All I know is what I have words for.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson

Don't think open and close are antonyms. After all, a person is the most open to the person he is most close to.
-Anonymous

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
- Voltaire

I've got a wonderful doctor. If you can't afford the operation, he touches up the X-rays.
- Henny Youngman

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
-Anonymous

4 comments:

  1. I liked the 4th and 5th ones. Pasting them again here. Spam not intended please.

    Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
    - Wendell Johnson

    Don't think open and close are antonyms. After all, a person is the most open to the person he is most close to.
    -Anonymous

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  2. ahnnw ...owsum quotation ....<3<3

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  3. umm. i think these r kind of weird !!

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