GABBAR LOOT-MAAR SOFTWARE

Here is another one that you can find floating on the net. An old one, but really cute :)

GABBAR LOOT-MAAR SOFTWARE
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

'Abe O thakur. Baahar nikal. Kaha hai wo loot-maar software jo hamne order kiya tha?'

Dhaniya,an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia - 'Kya laye ho dhaniya?'

Dhaniya - 'Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.'

Kaalia - 'Suwar ke bacche. Ye bekar software hamare liye banaya aur woh loot - mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa rakha hai.'

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying 'Chillao mat kaalia. Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walo ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai'

Kaalia- 'Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur. Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?'

Thakur - 'Nazar utha kar dekh Kaalia tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai'.

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank. Kaalia starts laughing and says 'Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur. Haa haa.. inko toh DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno Ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banayi hai'

Veeru shouts - 'Chup chap chala ja kaalia, ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain.' Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says 'Jao kaalia gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya'

Kaalia - 'Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software services walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya to woh poore network mein virus daal dega.'

At GABBAR's den

GABBAR: Kitnay bugs thay?

KALIA: Do sarkaar.

GABBAR: Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye thay? Gabbar bahut khus hoga. Naya assignment dega, kyun? Iski saja milegi. Barabar milegi!

[Snatches an X terminal from a Junior Programmer(JP)]

Kitne sessions hain iss machine mein?

JP: Chhay Sardar.

GABBAR: Session chhay aur programmer teen. Bahut nainsaafi hai.

[logout.. logout.. logout...]

Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?

KAALIA: Sardar, maine aapka code likha tha sarkar?

GABBAR: To aab documentation likh !!! [LOGOUT.....]