Random Quotes

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- Walter Bagehot

It is better to wear out than to rust out.
- George Whitefield

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
- C. Northcote Parkinson

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.
- Anonymous

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
- Dave Barry

A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the condtions that make it fail.
- Jerry Ogdin

A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.
- Anonymous