Anonymous

He who excuses himself accuses himself.
- Anonymous

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
-Anonymous

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
-Anonymous

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
-Anonymous

A quotation attributed to "anonymous" sources indicates you are too lazy to research the true authorship.
- Anonymous