Assorted Quotes

I feel bad that I don't feel worse.
- Michael Frayn

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
- Mae West

The limits of my language are the limits of my mind. All I know is what I have words for.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson